Well Napalm Death just Pwnt some n00bs.

My ears are still ringing, my neck still hurts and my gas tank is empty and it was more than worth it. Napalm Death at the Mojo Room last night was one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. And I've seen Napalm Death before!
Drove 260 miles round trip, 40 dollars in gas, 20 dollar ticket, 20 dollar shirt, 6 dollar Guinness for about an hour of Napalm Death and I would do it again in a heartbeat. I don't even remember the opening bands and I don't care - they didn't belong with Napalm Death anyway. I left when ND was done (I've seen Devildriver before - once was enough).
Now don't go and get all butt-hurt because I don't like your bands. You probably don't like some of my favorite bands either and I'm OK with that. I'm not saying your bands are bad (except for 36 crazyfisting or whatever they are - they just suck) - it's just not what I like. I like Napalm Death. No, wait, make that "Fucking Love". I fucking LOVE Napalm Death.

Please come back again soon, Barney and company. And bring some better bands with you. Or come alone - I don't need other bands at my Napalm Death show.

When did Pizza places start sucking?

Now, granted, I'm already a snob and turn my nose up at the piles of shit from Pizza Hut and Papa John's and Dominos but I was willing to ignore my personal standards for a minute because I was craving a pizza with GREEN olives the other day and NONE of the places that deliver to my house had them. What kind of crap is that? If there was a [face_plain] emoticon for blogger this is were I would post it. I think Hungry Howie's used to have them but they closed all the ones near my house. I miss Hungry Howie's. I bet Little Ceasars has green olives. Yeah, Pizza Slut - how 'bout that? I would rather eat Little Ceasar from a filthy K-Mart than your nasty shit! For trues.

In completely unrelated news, I'm going to see NAPALM DEATH tomorrow in Port St. Lucie. Hollah if you gotta green olive. Fuck yeah, I love Napalm Death!

Greatest Dog Ever

Or at least, greatest today...




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