Maryland Death Fest here I come!

Should be flying into Baltimore in about 24 hours. Meeting up with 2 of my favorite cousins for supper and then off to the pre-show party at Club Sonar for some tune-up metal. Gotta get the metal ears in shape for THREE FUCKING DAYS OF THE FINEST HEAVY METAL IN THE WORLD. Wait, that sounds like the pre-show isn't as great. Of course it is - Lethal Aggression and Ghoul? HELL YES!

It looks like my camera phone can send posts to the blog ok so check in here periodically for updates on my condition. Unless you are my wife. Honey, keep to your farm and pokepets in facebook. Nothing to see here. Move along. That isn't what it looks like. I can explain. She was bit on the titty by a snake. I was only trying to save her life. I'm heroic like that.