Well Napalm Death just Pwnt some n00bs.

My ears are still ringing, my neck still hurts and my gas tank is empty and it was more than worth it. Napalm Death at the Mojo Room last night was one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. And I've seen Napalm Death before!
Drove 260 miles round trip, 40 dollars in gas, 20 dollar ticket, 20 dollar shirt, 6 dollar Guinness for about an hour of Napalm Death and I would do it again in a heartbeat. I don't even remember the opening bands and I don't care - they didn't belong with Napalm Death anyway. I left when ND was done (I've seen Devildriver before - once was enough).
Now don't go and get all butt-hurt because I don't like your bands. You probably don't like some of my favorite bands either and I'm OK with that. I'm not saying your bands are bad (except for 36 crazyfisting or whatever they are - they just suck) - it's just not what I like. I like Napalm Death. No, wait, make that "Fucking Love". I fucking LOVE Napalm Death.

Please come back again soon, Barney and company. And bring some better bands with you. Or come alone - I don't need other bands at my Napalm Death show.