Led Zeppelin to Reunite for one-off gig

Yes, that was the sound of me splooging in my pants.

If you are like me and just a hair under 25 million other sad sacks, you ain't gonna be in London in November to see the show.

So sign this petition imploring the boys to make the show available on CD, DVD, Pay-per-view, wax cylinder, or ANYTHING - I don't care what. I'll accept a slide show with cassette music track JUST PLEASE DON'T SHUT US POOR BASTARDS OUT!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/pleasereadtheletter/

25 million people tried to sign up for a chance to win the lottery to buy tickets. That ought to tell you guys something.