Football (not Soccer) Highs and Lows

Highs:
#1. I owned all 3 of my Fantasy Leagues this weekend. 1-0 in both Head-to-Head leagues and at the top of the leaderboard in my points-only league. By a pretty good clip. And that was with leaving a lot of points sitting on the bench. I could have crushed my enemies but instead I just played with them. Giving them a false sense of hope. Crushing will come.

#2. Florida State is 2 and 0. Beat Miami and Beat Troy.

Lows:
#1. Florida State looked offensively non-offensive in both wins. Come on guys, I'm too old to deal with close games. They don't make strong enough blood-pressure medicine.

#2. Motherfucking Dallas Cowboys. Dudes. Quit it. Jacksonville? You should have crushed them like I crushed my Fantasy opponents. But you're still my beloved Dallas Cowboys. It's just one game. Kick ass for the next 15.