Wow Lindsay - What a stupid bitch!

And I have seen your nasty snatch.  You'd be better off if you WERE a milkaholic.

Lindsay Lohan is one stupid bitch!

Suing etrade?  Really?  Milkaholic?  Crack has ruined her brain.  And snatch.
Probably.
In my opinion.
lol

LMFAO!

Good Night Sweet Prince.

NBC you are stupid mother fuckers. Fuck Jay Leno in his chin hole.

Coq butter...

LOL.

3 philosophers!

And this was some great beer.

This was some good wine.

Ommegang 3 Philosophers

Should be called OMFGgang.  A brilliant Belgian style quadrupel blended with Lindeman's Kriek (a Belgian cherry lambic).  It was so great I had to stop at ABC on the way home and get a 750ml bottle to go.

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Beneath the massacre were great too.

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Dying fetus

Fucking great every time.

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test

where my motorhead posts at?

You know you are an Evony addict when

You look out your bosses window and all you see is a level5 swamp

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Evony - Get Your Conquer On

There are 3 things I really love in life - Heavy Metal, Kicking (virtual) Ass and Free.  Well Evony lets me do all three at the same time. AT THE SAME TIME!  Evony is a free MMORTS (Massively Multi-player Online Real Time Strategy game).  For the low, low price of zero dollars you can start your empire, join an alliance (or create your own) and pillage across the land.  There is always one more field to take, a hill to conquer, an enemy to crush. 

Evony is browser based so there is no painful waiting for a client to download.  Just go to the main page and create your account and you are up and running in almost no time.  I have played other RTS games and have always gotten bored with them after a few weeks.  I've been playing Evony for a couple months now and it seriously gets more exciting every day.  One of the newest members of my alliance is a friend from work who was laughing at us last week because we would gather around the water cooler discussing strategy - how to build troops faster, what where the best targets to hit, who was irritating us and needed a whuppin'.  But he tried it over the weekend and now he has to close his office door at lunch time to make sure his cities are being looked after. 

There are several friends from work in the game but we also have alliance members from all over the world - which is especially helpful as we can all be online at different times so someone is keeping a watch on our domain.

The quest system really walks n00bs through the beginner stage very well - it lets you know one step at a time what to concentrate on and rewards you for building your walls, barracks, academies, troops etc...  The fact that you are playing against real people instead of dumb AI is what makes this so much more fun than previous RTS games I have played.  Don't have your troops built up enough yet to defend against that guy marching on you?  Mail him in game and work a deal! I have talked my way out of more beatings than I can remember - and I'm half an idiot!  Chat with your neighbors to find out where their loyalties lie - maybe you can even lie, cheat and steal to get ahead.  There is every style of play from Paladine-like defender of honor to scummy guerrilla warfare.  The best players achieve a balance somewhere in between.

You can strike up accords with other alliances and declare them as friendly to have even more power over your server.  You can also declare alliances hostile - some criminal scum poached on your resource field?  Boy was he stupid.  It's clobberin' time!  Coordinate attacks with fellow alliance members and allied groups to wipe the ne'er-do-wells from your presence.  Banish them to another state or even another server.

Evony is up to about 100 servers now and they add more as more people join.  There will be room for you.

So I have talked about kicking virtual ass and the low, low price of nothing but how does this relate to metal?  Well, I name all my heroes and towns after metal songs and/or bands - OK that is a stretch but I can also listen to metal while I keep Evony open in one tab and take care of my other surfing in another tab.  There - Metal, Free and kicking virtual ass.   I'm a real world-eater. (I got to see Bolt Thrower perform that song twice last May.  I win.)

Go getcha some.

Last leg

This is the rainy view from the last little leg of Death Fest VII 2009. Home soon!

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Surprise! BOLT THROWER

Two times in two nights. That does kinda make up for Pestilence...

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Well how bout that?

The surprise was another BOLT THROWER SET!!!!!!! Only this time it was inside on the little stage so I was muh closer. CENOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!!!

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Damn - Did everyone get a press pass?

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Random interview

And epic ginger...

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Awesome lunch is awesome

Giving my ears a rest today. I'm not getting close enough to take any good pictures. Here's random lunch. Pretty effin good lunch too. That's chef Mama Sarah rocking the greens and mac n cheese and beans and rice.
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

PESTILENCE HAD TO CANCEL DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH THEIR VISAS. Did I mention "fuck"? Fuck.
Fest organizers promise a surprise replacement but it won't be Pestilence...
On lighter note, I got a picture with Karl. Will post it later.
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You wouldn't believe me without a picture

Just saw this in a parking lot. I lol'd.

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NAPALM DEATH

It really is them...this place is jammed. I'm gonna have to do some damn finagling to get close for Bolt Thrower.

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Pig Destroyer

Man I could not get close to PD but here is a pic anyway...

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Atheist!!!

You might not be able to see them but I sure fucking did...

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Birdflesh

Niiiiiiiiiiice...

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Immolation

You'll see a little bit better pic later...gotta do some uploading...and don't wanna miss Birdflesh...

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Misery Index

Tiny because I'm way in back...

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General milling about

Waiting for Brutal Truth...I may not stand up for them. Hail of Bullets wore me out and we got Pig Destroyer coming up shortly. That was Hail of Bullets in the sound check post above. Martin Van Drunen sang for both bands. Nice guy - he took a picture with me earlier. So did Kelly Scheaffer of Atheist. (squeal)

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Hail of bullets

Fucking RAGE

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Rotten Sound

It.s getting extremely brutal up in here.

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Continuing the griiiiiiiiindcore

Flesh Parade
Very core and loud as fuck
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Holy shit!

Sound check with full song from Hail of Bullets!

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Anyone can be in porn now

lol
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PLF

Pretty little flower grinding it up

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Drugs of faith

And we start day 2 with chick on bass. Cool!

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defleshuary

Show up early - get free stuff!

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Asphyx motherfuckers

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Jesus has left the building.

Mayhem enters.

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Cephalic Carnage

I believe these fellers like to smoke the weed.

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Cattle Decapitation

Holy FUCK!

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Fatties wanna rock short skirts too!

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Cattle Decapitation setting up!

Gonna rule!

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Sayyadina!

From stockholm sweden - they ripped it fucking up.

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Jig-Ai

Great grind amighty!

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Cannabis corpse shows up!

lolz

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About 30 minutes to showtime

God damn will it ever get here??????

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OK so no pre show show tonight

I had more fun with my cousins at the Red Brick brew pub something or other. See sampler below. They make good beer. And a pretty nice pan seared ahi tuna with peppercorns. Good flavor but could have been more rare.

Death festing starts tomorrow...

Beer!

niiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Squeal! Landed in Baltimore.

Ready to git mah death fest on! Like a BAWSS!

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Sausage fest on this plane!

About to take off! AaAaAAaaAaaaaaAAAAahhhh!

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