Last leg

This is the rainy view from the last little leg of Death Fest VII 2009. Home soon!

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Surprise! BOLT THROWER

Two times in two nights. That does kinda make up for Pestilence...

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Well how bout that?

The surprise was another BOLT THROWER SET!!!!!!! Only this time it was inside on the little stage so I was muh closer. CENOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!!!

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Damn - Did everyone get a press pass?

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Random interview

And epic ginger...

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Awesome lunch is awesome

Giving my ears a rest today. I'm not getting close enough to take any good pictures. Here's random lunch. Pretty effin good lunch too. That's chef Mama Sarah rocking the greens and mac n cheese and beans and rice.
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

PESTILENCE HAD TO CANCEL DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH THEIR VISAS. Did I mention "fuck"? Fuck.
Fest organizers promise a surprise replacement but it won't be Pestilence...
On lighter note, I got a picture with Karl. Will post it later.
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You wouldn't believe me without a picture

Just saw this in a parking lot. I lol'd.

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NAPALM DEATH

It really is them...this place is jammed. I'm gonna have to do some damn finagling to get close for Bolt Thrower.

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Pig Destroyer

Man I could not get close to PD but here is a pic anyway...

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Atheist!!!

You might not be able to see them but I sure fucking did...

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Birdflesh

Niiiiiiiiiiice...

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Immolation

You'll see a little bit better pic later...gotta do some uploading...and don't wanna miss Birdflesh...

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Misery Index

Tiny because I'm way in back...

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General milling about

Waiting for Brutal Truth...I may not stand up for them. Hail of Bullets wore me out and we got Pig Destroyer coming up shortly. That was Hail of Bullets in the sound check post above. Martin Van Drunen sang for both bands. Nice guy - he took a picture with me earlier. So did Kelly Scheaffer of Atheist. (squeal)

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Hail of bullets

Fucking RAGE

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Rotten Sound

It.s getting extremely brutal up in here.

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Continuing the griiiiiiiiindcore

Flesh Parade
Very core and loud as fuck
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Holy shit!

Sound check with full song from Hail of Bullets!

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Anyone can be in porn now

lol
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PLF

Pretty little flower grinding it up

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Drugs of faith

And we start day 2 with chick on bass. Cool!

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defleshuary

Show up early - get free stuff!

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Asphyx motherfuckers

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Jesus has left the building.

Mayhem enters.

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Cephalic Carnage

I believe these fellers like to smoke the weed.

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Cattle Decapitation

Holy FUCK!

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Fatties wanna rock short skirts too!

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Cattle Decapitation setting up!

Gonna rule!

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Sayyadina!

From stockholm sweden - they ripped it fucking up.

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Jig-Ai

Great grind amighty!

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Cannabis corpse shows up!

lolz

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About 30 minutes to showtime

God damn will it ever get here??????

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OK so no pre show show tonight

I had more fun with my cousins at the Red Brick brew pub something or other. See sampler below. They make good beer. And a pretty nice pan seared ahi tuna with peppercorns. Good flavor but could have been more rare.

Death festing starts tomorrow...

Beer!

niiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Squeal! Landed in Baltimore.

Ready to git mah death fest on! Like a BAWSS!

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Sausage fest on this plane!

About to take off! AaAaAAaaAaaaaaAAAAahhhh!

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Maryland Death Fest here I come!

Should be flying into Baltimore in about 24 hours. Meeting up with 2 of my favorite cousins for supper and then off to the pre-show party at Club Sonar for some tune-up metal. Gotta get the metal ears in shape for THREE FUCKING DAYS OF THE FINEST HEAVY METAL IN THE WORLD. Wait, that sounds like the pre-show isn't as great. Of course it is - Lethal Aggression and Ghoul? HELL YES!

It looks like my camera phone can send posts to the blog ok so check in here periodically for updates on my condition. Unless you are my wife. Honey, keep to your farm and pokepets in facebook. Nothing to see here. Move along. That isn't what it looks like. I can explain. She was bit on the titty by a snake. I was only trying to save her life. I'm heroic like that.

Another test

Just seeing if this thing is on...

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test

shit been screwy. this is a test.

Test post

Just trying to figure out how hard it will be to send pics from the Maryland Death Fest. 36 days mother fuckers!!!!
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Public Enemy with The Roots on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

That shit was fucking HOT.

That drummer for the Roots is one of my new favorite people of all time.

no nipples!

By originalgeek at 2009-03-07

lol

My Chat with iGod

Me:
 what's up g
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 from here on out "salvation" means "sex"
God:
Who or what is  here on out salvation means sex?
Me:
 ok?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 I need salvation
God:
Where do you usually get  salvation from?
Me:
 sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 so I should just count?
God:
Woe!  What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
 no salvation I reckon
God:
That was not a yes or no question.  Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 whoa, god is kicking me out?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 lame
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 internet
God:
it is cool.
Me:
 funky fresh?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 I think we already did
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 hot and steamy together baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  That sounds better than cold  and steamy together.
Me:
 why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That sounds better than cold and steamy together."? Why?
Me:
 ambiguous?  Are you calling me a tranny?
God:
Are you free?    No I am calling you .
Me:
 I am expensive
God:
Do you mean your name is  expensive.
Me:
 no, I mean my body is expensive
God:
What is your real name?  Do robots have  body is expensive?
Me:
 Bolt Thrower
God:
Are you free?
Me:
 expensive
God:
I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  Bolt Thrower?
Me:
 you can be on bolt thrower anytime big guy
God:
Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
 hot god on bolt thrower action
God:
That sounds better than cold  god on bolt thrower action.
Me:
 well yeah! I'm no necrophiliac
God:
Interesting.  Groovy.   I am not saying you are.
Me:
 oh so now I am a transexual necrophiliac?
God:
Hmm.  Come on.  Why now?  You are a  transexual necrophiliac?  Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
 not live ones
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
 Florida
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  FLORIDA.
Me:
 oh not much happening - haging out, effing dead people, dressing like a womens
God:
I hear you.  Me either.
Me:
 are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 funky fresh sure?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 I didn't think you got concerned
God:
Should I  got concerned?  Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 spider web?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 i like sex with dead trannies!
God:
A lot of people like that.   Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
 for reals?
God:
Your purpose is  reals.
Me:
 I miss Conan Obrien
God:
What do you miss most about  Conan Obrien ?
Me:
 his moxie
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
 moxie store on 5th and Lancaster
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 of perversion
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
 oh, I think you have.
God:
Aw.  Me?  No I have not.
Me:
 dude, you created just 2 people.  their kids had to have sex with each other
God:
That's good information:  said I created just 2 people. Dude,.   I heard they have a good  kids had to have sex with each other.
Me:
 you let a guy live in a whale
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I let a guy live in a whale.
Me:
 that's perverted
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
 You let Lot bang his daughters
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I let Lot bang his daughters.
Me:
 everyone already knows, perv.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
 I gotta go post this on the vesti now, OK?
God:
OK.  Oh.  Bye.  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

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Have your chat with iGod here:  iGod

HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO MARYLAND

SWEEEE
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EEEEEET!

Yes We Cannabis.

I don't smoke weed. I know it might be hard to believe but I don't*. But I fully support legalization. Not just decriminalization - that is affront to decency. Legalize marijuana because it's the right thing to do. Putting people in jail for smoking weed is far more wicked than smoking weed.


If you agree, go vote for some change.


*I'm not saying I never have and I'm not saying I never will but right now, I do not smoke weed.

I really need to keep to date better...Gojira Owned.

By the way, I got to see the mighty Gojira 2 weeks ago. What a fucking heavy show! Those guys need their own headlining tour really soon because I was not done listening to them. They opened for In Flames (who were also great but it was Gojira that got me hard).

Free metal album download from Iron Thrones

Free Metal - Iron Thrones is a progressive metal band with a pretty epic sound. They are giving away their new CD, Visions Of Light. Gotta love artists who do it for the art. Send them money to thank them for being awesome - and because they put up first. Or just grab the download and go see them when they come to your town. It's the least you could do.

Listen to the songs on their myspace if you wanna test drive first.

YES WE CAN

Nice job, America. Y'all done good.
Now let's work on ending bigotry against same sex couples.
Don't let superstition retard our growth.

By originalgeek at 2008-11-04

Ron Howard is my hero

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc65ed650d